Adam Lambert Plays A Hilarious Game Of “Would You Rather”
Things got a little, shall we say, risqué.
Here’s what went down…
Would you rather be a dog or a cat?
Adam: Oh come on. Easy! Dog.
BF: Any particular reason?
Adam: Cats make me sneeze so I’m kind of not into cats. And I feel like I kind of have a personality like a dog.
I’m loyal, I’m loving, affectionate… sometimes I can get a bit hyperactive… and sometimes I like to sniff people’s balls.
Would you rather be a dinosaur or an alien?Adam: *Thinks for a bit*. Alien.
Would you rather lose all of your followers or break up with a best friend?Adam: Ooh… I think I’d rather lose all of my followers.
I mean, it would be really sad but I mean, priorities.
*Realises he spelt it loose followers instead of lose followers*
Loose followers, haha. I’d like that. Get me some loose followers!
Would you rather go about your normal day naked or sleep for a year?
Adam: Lately I think I’d want to sleep for a year. I could use a year of sleep.
Would you rather cook like Gordon Ramsay or play tennis like Serena Williams?Adam: I’d rather cook.
Would you rather drink one gallon of ketchup or one gallon of mustard?Adam: Ew. That’s disgusting. One gallon? I feel like one gallon of mustard might put you in the hospital. I like mustard better than ketchup actually but I think ketchup I could deal with more.
Would you rather never laugh again or never talk again?Adam: That’s really hard.
Never laugh again or never talk again?
But isn’t laughing talking?
BF: It depends how you do it, I guess.
Adam: So you mean all I can do is laugh? That’s the only thing that would come out of my mouth?
BF: Yep, soz.
That might be more fun.
I’d rather not talk again.
That would get me really frustrated after a while.
Would you rather wear the same underwear for a week or the same socks for a month?Adam: Same socks. It’s furthest away from my nose, you know.
Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?Adam: Snow suit in the desert! Actually how long would this have to be for?
BF: Not too long.
Adam: *Approves of his choice* Lose a little weight, sweat it out. I think there’s a treatment in LA that you can get done that’s basically that. Actually, I think maybe it’s the other way around. Maybe it’s a cold one. Diets these days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?Adam: A whore?
BF: No, a HORSE-sized duck.
Adam: Whore-sized? I like the whore duck. Just one. I mean, even if they were small a hundred of those guys would be overwhelming. I think they might win.
Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?Adam: *Decides immediately*. Cheese, duh. I already did give up cheese. That is not a hard question.
Would you rather smell like poop and not know it or constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell?Adam: *Scrunches up face* Shit! Ooh, that’s hard. For how long?
Adam: Oh nooo! *Laughs*
If you were smelling it constantly maybe you could come up with a way to close your nose or whatever. *Thinks* Ignorance is bliss. (He chooses other people smelling him).
Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky for the rest of your life?Adam: Ergghh. I hate being itchy. Errgghhh. I hate being sticky. I hate both of those things. I think (I’d be) sticky.
Would you rather have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always feel like you want to sneeze but not be able to?Adam: (Sneezing) Oh that’s the worst thing. But hiccups are really bad too. For the rest of your life? I think hiccups. I would work it into some sort of percussion routine, make it part of my job. Keep it in time to my songs.
Would you rather secretly have sex with a goat or have everyone think you had sex with a goat even though you didn’t?Adam: *Bursts out laughing* I’d rather everyone think I had sex with a goat.
BF: Everyone would think you had sex with a goat.
Adam: You would care less that everyone thought it than you having to take that goat dick. I mean, that’s rough. *Laughs, does goat impression, leaves*
Adam Lambert’s new single, “Another Lonely Night”, from his album The Original High, is out now. You can watch the video for it here. Go get it!