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TONGUE IN CHEEK RECOUNT BY adamdownunder.com
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SO MOST THE MEDIA IS BULLSHIT AS THERE WAS NO VIOLENCE, NO PUNCHES WERE THROWN, NO INJURIES, NO CHARGES EVEN AND THE BOIS WERE RELEASED FROM THE DRUNK TANK AFTER THEY SOBERED UP. BUT I DID GRAB THE FUNNY MEDIA AND THE MOSTLY TRUE MEDIA ALTHO THEY COULDN'T SEEM TO NOT EXAGGERATE TO MAKE IT SEEM MORE INTERESTING. WHATEVS, ADAM GAINED 3000 FOLLOWERS AND WWFM MOVED UP 20 SPOTS IN ONE DAY CUZ OF THIS "BAD PRESS." HERE'S THE LEAST EXAGGERATED, SORT OF TRUTHFUL BUT NOT REALLY, FUNNIEST MEDIA OF THE DAY.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN A NUTSHELL, HONEST
ART WORK BY THE AWESOMELY TALENTED danzr4ever
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THE POKEY. OF COURSE SUNSHINE IS ON THE LEFT WITH THE YELLOW MAT
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HERE IS ONE PAP, 3 FANS, AND 4 BORED CONSTRUCTION WORKERS
WAITING FOR ADAM & SAULI WHO SNUCK OUT THE BACK (ok i made part of that up)
ADAM'S TWATS, MOST RECENT TWATS ARE AT THE TOP
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Violence is not to be taken lightly. Embarrassed by drunkenness. No punches thrown, no injuries and no charges. Media always exaggerates.
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Haha, hey adam, watch that. @adamlambert - youtube.com/watch?v=0GG7tI… "Adam lambert, don't hate Finland".
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Jetlag+Vodka=blackout. Us÷blackout=irrational confusion. jail+guilt+press=lesson learned. Sauli+Adam+hangover burgers= laughing bout it. :)
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"ADAM LAMBERT DON'T HATE FINLAND" BY MICEROCKS
"Adam Lambert and BF Get in Drunken Lovers' Spat, Get Arrested, Get Burgers"
Story by reviewniverse.com
Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 11:44AM
REVIEWING THE NEWS: Oy vey. Adam Lambert and Finnish Big Brother alum/bf Sauli Koskinen get wasted and cause a scene, and their hangover humiliation becomes global news? Yawn.
By Crispin Reynolds
See, Adam only fits the definition of one kind of swinger.
(Credit: Djansezian/Getty)
Honeys, let me tell you all something: I've had my share of blackouts, and lord knows Jairem and I have lived through more than a lifetime's worth of Vodka-fueled spats. The only difference is niether of us are as Absolut a hottie as Adam Lambert's teeny little beau, Finnish Big Brother star Sauli Koskinen. (I wouldn't mind having him get under my Koskinen.)
Also, we've never been to Helsinki, Finland, or to its fabulous DTM ("Don't Tell Mama") club, which is precisely where Lambskin got into their already notorious little tiff last night. Rumors have been flying all morning about their alleged scrape, but The Hollywood Reporter got the dish straight from Adam and Sauli's holding cell. In brief, the couple were intoxicated, arguing inside DTM, and then outside the club. Their friend, former Miss Helsinki (naturally) Sofia Ruusila (welcome to your 15 minutes, honey!), says she got in the middle and was accidentally thwacked by Lambert.
Ruusila is fine, the gentlemen have been released, and Lambert has already Tweeted the following morning-after prose: "Jetlag+Vodka=blackout. Us÷blackout=irrational confusion. jail+guilt+press=lesson learned.Sauli+Adam+hangover burgers= laughing bout it. :)"
I'm not pretending that everyone's favorite should-have-been American Idol champ isn't capable of bad-boy celebrity antics, nor would there be anything to laugh about had he intentionally laid five fingers on Miss Helsinki (an act for which she could most certainly sue for five figures). But we can all assume Ruusila's account is the truth, because Lambert is a glamazon, not a gorilla. And, darlings, I know that "Better Than I Know Myself."
IN OTHER WORDS: See what I did there?
IF I HAD TO RELEASE A TWEET ABOUT BURGERS EVERY TIME I GOT DRUNK, INSULTED JAIREM AND WOKE UP IN A FINNISH INTERROGATION ROOM
RATING: Millonaire!/10
HEY, WHATAYA WANT FROM ME? HE HAD ME AT "JETLAG+VODKA"
RATING: 80 Proof/10
I like Lambskin as new ship name, akshuly. y/y?
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